Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Another day in paradise

I learned something recently. Life goes on!

Yeah... it's pretty much trotting right along as I sit here slumped in my super-oversized recliner trying and trying to feel better. That dratted virus is taking quite a while to rid itself of my body. One of the benefits of Mr Nice Guy having shoulder surgery was that we had to go shopping for a big ol' chair that he could LIVE in for about four weeks. And he did. He must have spent enough time in it, because now I always get to use it and he's stuck on the uncomfortable couch with the kids *wicked laughter*. I can sit in it sideways, and blog till the cows come home. Which, quite obviously I haven't been doing any of recently. Sorry 'bout all that.

Let's see, news updates? They aren't all that exciting really. We did lose a turkey, apparently from natural causes. If being a thirty pound turkey is natural, anyway. I learned that my daughter can play her brother's recorder pretty well. I even recognized the tune. I just didn't know she had so much talent - from her NOSE. Yeah. Sick. Who's kid would play the recorder with her NOSE?

Not mine. I'm just glad she didn't pick up the trombone.

This sort of sounds like a Not Me! Monday post... guess I missed doing one this week. I didn't, however, miss the one where my friend Beth, from Outnumbered, Three to One, writes all about her pizza leftovers "NOT" getting stored in her bra... and then the subsequent follow-up blog by her sweet, loving son (my new favorite read) on Outsmarted: By One Woman, where he calls everything she says a big lie and mocks her publicly. We know she's telling the truth though. None of us has EVER dropped pizza toppings into our undergarments... or talked on the phone in the bathroom either, for that matter. Right? If you have nothing better to do, and you know you don't, you gotta check out those two blogs. Caution: Funny stuff.

I am beginning to wonder if all this rambling is going anywhere. Since it isn't, and we both know it already, I want to throw another one at you, courtesy of my kids. This is an actual text message I got from my 10 yr old girl reporting on her conversation with my 8 yr old boy while I was away from home one day.

"Mom, I called B a molecule, he called me a particle, I called him an atom, he called me an eve."
HUH?
For the record: I want to clarify that I do NOT condone name-calling in my home. Unless it's downright hysterical or scientific in nature.


Ahh... life goes on. One of these days, I'm gonna catch up with it! In the meanwhile, keep yer bellies laughing. Between that and some good old fashioned prayer, it makes every day worth waking up!
"Atom and Eve"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bahahahaha! I love waking up to your blogs. It's the best! I am now an official stalker of the two suggested blogs and I completely lost it in out loud laughter over Atom & Eve.

Love you Lexie... Me

He And Me + 3 said...

That is just hysterical. Atom and Eve.
Oh my your kids are too much. Awesome picture too! I love the editing as well.

Beth E. said...

Wow...had a great laugh over Atom and Eve! That's too funny!

Thanks so much for mentioning my (and my son's) blog. How much do I owe ya? LOL

Oh, and regarding you and your phone in your bra...check out the last NOT ME in this old post of mine:
http://endeanmom1.blogspot.com/2008/09/not-me-monday.html#comments

Have a great day!

Dana-from chaos to Grace said...

OMG that is HILARIOUS!!! Atom and Eve! HAAAAAAAAA!! Gotta love them, huh? LOL Glad you're feeling better! I've missed you!

Melanie said...

Ahh.. gotta love good 'ole Atom and Eve! Funny stuff!

Katie said...

Kids! Between us we have quite a bunch of monkeys.

Hope you are feeling better soon.

Beth in NC said...

I'm with you! I love reading what Beth's son has to say about her posts. It is very funny -- and he is quite witty! lol

Have a great day!
b

heidi said...

HA! How creative and smart they are!

These ciruses just want to inhabit our bodies forever. We must be greats hosts with fabulous bodies, eh?

Katrina said...

Oh my! I LedOL about that atom and Eve thing... hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

Hope your feeling better soon!