"Mom, I have a question for you. It's serious. If my sister and I both got arrested and were in jail, and you only had enough money to bail one of us out, who would you choose?"
Little sister and big sister stare me down.
"Well... "[very lengthy, dramatic pause while trying to appear worried]
"I would take the money and go on a vacation."
Apparently that wasn't the answer they were expecting?
Warning to kids everywhere:
Do not mess with your Parents, they are not the stupid ones.