I really don't think I need to go any further, do I? Did you NOT read my post on how to NOT make gravy? It was embarassing enough to last an entire century. Or two. Go read it.
If you really need more not me's, then I'll throw you a couple bones:
I did NOT spend a kajillion dollars on new Christmas lights for my house today. I also did NOT really REALLY enjoy them, because they are all LED and did you know you can string FORTY THREE strands together instead of SIX?? DID YOU KNOW THAT?? Well, I did not either. And, I guess I don't have to say how (not) excited that I am.
I also did NOT skip church today. We are home this long SIX day weekend having a stay-cation and I would never intentionally miss church because we are just so danged wiped out from NOT making gravy. Hurry up and read it already - you can leave your comments over there too... no need to waste anyone elses time seeing how humiliated I can be for any longer than necessary.
For more public humiliation, head on over to MckMama's place.